Shots Everybody, Shots

That's kind of my luck I suppose, that you would like someone else. I always seem to be one step behind. Maybe I'll just get crazy drunk and jump out the window, since apparently that's one of my first intentions when I do get a little hammered.

We're Going Down

I feel terrible, the entire time I wanted to shoot myself. That was mistake, you were a mistake. The "good" news, I now have to find something else to live for.

It's Mot Neccessary

I can't do it. The whole, "Have sex with whoever you get the chance to" thing doesn't go over well with me. I may be a lover, but not where I go on random sexcapades. Guess I'll just have to wait until I find that right person.

Hey

Asshole.

I Fucked Up

You said that you weren't looking, and you probably never will be...so I guess that's it then. Time to move on....if I can.

Cool I guess?

Made $30 today chauffeuring a married man to a woman he was having an affair with...interesting.

Where's the load button?

The people might press charges....if they do.... My life will be over.